First, let me say thank you for all of the continued support you and all the
other Simpson fans have given me since I've started this site. Your
comments and suggestions have been extremely valuable, and have helped
Homer's Head become one of the best Simpson sites out there.
...but now I need your help...
In an effort to expand and make Homer's Head the premiere stop
for Simpson sounds,
I am in the process of creating a page dedicated to providing you with
a complete selection
of "Moe prank call" soundbites. Many have asked about it and
until I started looking into it,
I did not realize how hard they were to find.
...how can you help create a Moe's Prank Call page?...
I am looking for every Moe's prank call sound bite out there.
I know that many of you
like to collect Simpson soundbites, so I'm sure that many of you might
have some examples
of "Moe's prank calls" sitting right there on your harddrive.
I have provided a complete list
(as far as I know) of Moe's sound bites and an indication of what
I have and don't have.
...what EXACTLY am I looking for?...
I want to provide both the initial
call
(ie, "BART : Is Al there? Last name, Coholic
MOE : Hold on, let me check. Phone call for Al. Al Coholic...")
and Moe's typically violent response
(ie, "Wait a minute...Listen you little yellow-bellied jackass,
if I ever find out who you are, I'll kill you")
...what do I already have and what do I need?...
The following is a list of all the Prank
Call sounds I have and all that I am
searching for. If you can help, please e-mail
the sound or URL where
I can obtain the sound !
THE LIST
note : the list has been broken down into Bart's call
and Moe's response. I am treating each one
seperately since you might only have one part of the
sound bite.
also note : I do
not need the file that has been
circulating that contains a collection of Moe's prank calls.
This file only has Moe saying "Phone call for Al, Al Coholic"
etc.
and does not have the entire call (ie, Bart asking for Al Coholic)
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AL COHOLIC |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Al Coholic MOE : Phone call for Al...Al Coholic...is there an Al Coholic here? |
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| MOE : Listen, you little yellow-bellied rat jackass, if I ever find out who you are, I'm gonna kill you! |
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OLIVER CLOTHESOFF |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Oliver Clothesoff MOE : Oliver Clothesoff! Call for Oliver Clothesoff! |
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| MOE : Listen, you lousy bum, if I ever get a hold of you, I swear I'll cut your belly open! |
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IP FREELY |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for I.P. Freely MOE : Uh, is I.P. Freely here? Hey, everybody, I.P. Freely! |
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| MOE : Wait a minute... Listen to me you lousy bum. When I get a hold of you, you're dead. I swear I'm gonna slice your heart in half! |
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JACQUES STRAP |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Jacques Strap MOE : Uh, Jacques Strap! Hey guys, I'm looking for a Jacques Strap! |
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| MOE : Oh, wait a minute...Jacques Strap It's you isn't it ya cowardly little runt? When I get a hold of you, I'm gonna gut you like a fish and drink your blood! |
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SEYMOUR BUTZ |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Seymour Butz MOE : Hey, is there a Butz here? Seymour Butz? Hey, everybody, I wanna Seymour Butz! |
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| MOE : Oh, wait a minute... Listen, you little scum-sucking pus-bucket! When I get my hands on you, I'm gonna put out your eyeballs with a corkscrew! |
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HOMER SEXUAL |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Homer Sexual MOE : Uh, Homer Sexual? Aw, come on, come on, one of you guys has gotta be Homer Sexual! |
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| MOE : Oh, no... You rotten little punk! If I ever get a hold of you, I'll sink my teeth into your cheek and rip your face off! |
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MIKE ROTCH |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Mike Rotch. MOE : Mike Rotch! Mike Rotch! Hey, has anybody seen Mike Rotch lately? |
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| MOE : Listen to me, you little puke. One of these days, I'm going to catch you, and I'm going to carve my name on your back with an ice pick! |
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BUTT |
HAVE | NEED |
| MOE : Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt |
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| MOE : None. |
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HUGH JASS |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Hugh Jass MOE : Uh, Hugh Jass? Oh, somebody check the men's room for a Hugh Jass! |
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| There turns out to be a Hugh Jass at Moe's and Bart confesses that his prank backfired. (Does somebody have this ENTIRE conversation?) |
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BEA O'PROBLEM |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Bea O'Problem MOE : Bea O'Problem! Bea O'Problem! Come on, guys, do I have a Bea O'Problem here? BARNEY : You sure do! |
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| MOE : Oh...it's you, isn't it? Listen, you. When I get a hold of you, I'm going to use your head for a bucket and paint my house with your brains! |
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AMANDA HUGGENKISS |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Amanda Huggenkiss MOE : Uh, Amanda Huggenkiss? Hey, I'm looking for Amanda Huggenkiss! Ah, why can't I find Amanda Huggenkiss? BARNEY : Maybe your standards are too high! |
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| MOE : You little S.O.B.! Why, when I find out who you are, I'm going to shove a sausage down your throat and stick starving dogs in your butt! |
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IVANA TINKLE |
HAVE | NEED |
| BART : Asks for Ivana Tinkle MOE : Ivana Tinkle? Ivana Tankle? All right, everybody, put down your glasses, Ivana Tinkle! |
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| MOE : None. |
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WALAND SMITHERS |
HAVE | NEED |
| MR. BURNS : I'm looking for Smithers, first name Wayland. |
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| MOE : Oh, so, you're looking for a Mr. Smithers, eh? First name Wayland, is it? Listen to me, you; when I catch you, I'm gonna pull out your eyes and stick 'em down your pants, so you can watch me kick the crap outta you, okay? Then I'm gonna use your tongue to paint my boat! |
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EURA SNOTBALL |
HAVE | NEED |
| HOMER : Hello, I'd like to speak with a Mr. Snotball, first name Eura MOE : Eura Snotball? |
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| HOMER : What? How dare you! If I find out who this is, I'll staple a flag to your butt and mail you to Iran! |
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